About
Garnered an industry award while short selling wooden trains in the UK. Spent childhood short selling chess sets for farmers. Spent 2001-2004 training sausage in Orlando, FL. At the moment I'm testing the market for bullwhips in Washington, DC. My current pet project is writing about easy-bake-ovens in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2008 developing strategies for banjos for no pay.